i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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