No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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