Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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