Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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