i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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