You made me cry and you don't even care
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Be still, my beating vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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