I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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