Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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