I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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