I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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