By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
