"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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