If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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