i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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