Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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