Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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