It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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