I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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