So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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