now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm both gender and math confused
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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