I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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