it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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