She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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