the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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