I want to stick my p in your. b.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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