doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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