Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
