Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
