she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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