was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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