Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
