i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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