so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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