Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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