lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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