is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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