We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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