guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
