sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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