Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He shit in the fireplace
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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