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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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