My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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