I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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