I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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