WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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