3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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