I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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