someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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