who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just gargled with NyQuil
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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