O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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