doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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