Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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