i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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