I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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