Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Farmville is her only friend.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's the barista slut.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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