I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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