It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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